I Got the Flu

My head aches and a drowsy dampness 
pains my sense, and makes me 
pray these germs stamp less 
hard on my eyeballs’ scleriae.  

You tell me how swiftly it flows;  
this never ending sneezing, 
this liquefaction in my nose, 
These lungs that won’t stop wheezing.  

My skin’s red hot and wrinkled; 
zillions of germs infest my liver.  
My tongue’s dried up and crinkled, 
and I just shake and shiver.  

You vapo rub my back.  
What?...ice water enema me! 
Between these germs and you, you quack, 
you're my new worst enemy.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
September 8, 2011 at 10:21 PM
hahaha, this is quite good and funny, John. I had to look a while to find a new one for me to read. I think I have seen nearly all your poems! Luv,Andrea
Wesley Avatar
July 28, 2011 at 11:49 AM
A wonderfully funny verse to entertain. Enjoyed your witty rendition of our enemy!
Smith Avatar
July 27, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Would like to read yours and Martial's. I enjoy 'rewrites' of other poets. It gives me a topic, and it makes me feel closer to what they wrote.
Mehta Avatar
July 21, 2011 at 6:38 PM
enjoyed the expressions on flu, john
Culverhouse Avatar
July 20, 2011 at 7:49 PM
I am fighting severe hunger pains right now....got any good snacks?? ;} snickers?
Culverhouse Avatar
July 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM
funny....get to the doc for some tamiflu quick. it really works. I had that stuff it is rough.
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