I Got a Kick Out of Leila

One day when I came home from school
Uncle Fount and Aunt Helen were there
Entering, all eyes were on me
I felt a thickness in the air!

Mom took my lone ranger lunch box
A small bruise on my leg was found
When she asked what happened, I said,
"A girl kicked me on the playground!"

She asked me why the girl did that
And who was the girl to blame
I said, "Leila Kilpatrick did,"
"I guess to live up to her name!"

Then everyone laughed about it
To me, the air wasn't so thick
I learned the power of a joke
When young Leila, gave me that kick!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Devonshire Avatar
February 25, 2019 at 1:03 PM
:) Kill Patrick! Hilarious, Pat. Can imagine how embarrassing it is for a young boy to admit a girl kicked and injured him. Love your poem, Carolyn
Adams Avatar
February 25, 2019 at 5:38 PM
Absolutely! Glad you enjoyed the poem........pat
Faulkner Avatar
February 24, 2019 at 5:22 PM
You should have some guy with a drum set follow you around to give you a "da-Bump-ba!" every time you say something like that! (actually there may be a ring tone for it)
Adams Avatar
February 25, 2019 at 7:40 AM
Well, I'm not too crazy about a guy following me around, but I hear ya!!........Thanks for commenting!........pat
Wanter Avatar
February 23, 2019 at 6:24 PM
If I see your name, I read your poems. I can depend on getting a "kick" out of them.
Adams Avatar
February 24, 2019 at 3:55 PM
Wow! That was a really sweet sentiment, that I just can't thank you enough for! They should have a FAV for responses!......Pat
Allison Avatar
February 23, 2019 at 5:27 PM
ouch I hope its not a true story - very witty wordplay Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
February 24, 2019 at 3:53 PM
Actually, it is a true story. She had pointy shoes and horn rimmed glasses. I don't think she meant real damage though, just playing.......80)
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