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I Fear That Pinocchio -

Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"

Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 7/17/2014 4:23:00 PM
Quirky Limerick Tim, and wonderfully using Pinocchio as your character. Thank you for your lovely comments this evening, James :)
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Date: 7/9/2014 8:41:00 PM
Too funny, Tim! congrats on a great win!.. I get the contest now.. must try it next time.. These are great!!. Hugs.. Arlene
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Date: 7/8/2014 11:39:00 PM
Tim,, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda
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Date: 7/7/2014 3:53:00 PM
AWesome. I had not seen all the limericks yet on the winners' list so it's fun to peruse them now. Roy got better ones than in his first contest. I am surprised by how the members came through this time for him!!
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Date: 7/7/2014 11:53:00 AM
HAHAH oh Tim, you are so bad, funny stuff, grats on your win my friend :) :) hugs.
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Date: 7/7/2014 7:30:00 AM
Nice witty one Tim! Congrats on big win!
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Date: 7/7/2014 6:00:00 AM
Outstanding piece, Tim. congrats on the win
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Date: 7/6/2014 6:00:00 PM
I wouldn't take any wooden nickels when you try to sell your poetry, Tim !! LOL !!! Congrats on this winner !
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Date: 7/6/2014 5:18:00 PM
great Limerick. Well done on your win. Jan & Darren
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Date: 7/6/2014 4:40:00 PM
Dropping back with my congratulations. hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/6/2014 4:22:00 PM
Hahaha what I like the Pinocchio one..:D
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Date: 7/6/2014 3:49:00 PM
Congrad's on your win.
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Date: 7/6/2014 12:23:00 PM
Ahhh! Witty + original on Pinocchio theme...slightly audacious:) // paul
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Date: 6/13/2014 6:22:00 PM
Often you fiddle with rhymes and a riddle, and sometimes they blow me away with the prose!!
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Date: 6/11/2014 2:32:00 PM
Lordy, Lordy, aren't you Bawdy! Very funny poem, Tim. I'm sure this is just the type of limerick Roy is seeking! Best wishes in the contest, Carolyn
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Date: 6/11/2014 2:23:00 AM
Brilliant! good luck in the contest. Hugs jan x
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Date: 6/10/2014 11:04:00 PM
woohoo, made me blush, good luck in the contest
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Date: 6/10/2014 10:21:00 PM
For SURE this one will be on the winner list. Good and raunchy, Tim!
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Date: 6/10/2014 10:07:00 PM
Hey you got it flaunt it right cher! Light & Love
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Date: 6/10/2014 9:58:00 PM
I cannot tell a lie. And now you know the reason why. :)
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Date: 6/10/2014 7:51:00 PM
lol...funny Tim
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