I Don'T Give a "slam"!

I am so bored that I put up my pen and paper, Now with a free style I will attempt this caper. I feel as if I no longer have any reasons to post, Since I am unable to do what I enjoyed the most. I know that we have to be "POETICALLY" correct now, But I still struggle with trying to figure out how, When all that I want to do is just challenge you all, Whether it be friend or foe or whether I stand or fall, I enjoy the challenge of being quite witty, But, without an opponent, I wrap myself in pity. I don't want another witch hunt to be repeated, And I think that the WARLOCK just got "his" "slam" deleted. Then again, I am not very often here, So why would I really have anything to fear. All that I want to do is just have a little fun, And find "someone" new under the sun. If anyone out there feels the same, Then send me a message letting me know you are game.