I Can'T Type Anymore

I can't type anymore
  My fingers are sore
from typing too many poems

So I'm buying a boat
  I pedal, it floats
My fingers in lotion I'll stow 'em

Who wants to be tired
  Caffeine keeps me wired
Tell the literati that I will show 'em

How to escape
  sans Houdini-black cape
With a DIY cruise on the ocean

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Date: 2/26/2022 4:03:00 AM
I think only what my husband always says will cure us all 'REHAB.' But which of us would swap poetry for a world cruise, well maybe a short world cruise but what about all the things on the boat, and ports you stop at and people you meet, bingo there goes our holiday, out with a notebook and pen. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 2/25/2022 8:18:00 PM
A do it yourself cruise might be harder on your finger than typing poems Gershon! Are you sure?
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Date: 2/25/2022 10:52:00 AM
But first you will need to break the ice in Chicago (and duck bullets). Aloha!
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Date: 2/25/2022 12:44:00 PM
Breaking the ice - no sweat. Ducking the bullets - uh-oh; that's a threat. ~ Harry H.
Date: 2/25/2022 2:51:00 AM
Though fingers are tired, I still can't stop myself! Is that an addiction? Well, let it be, I like it though. Lol.
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Date: 2/24/2022 11:47:00 PM
I feel the ache in digit ends pressing the keys down . The letter 'y' doesn't always go down. Though written in a half humorous vein, I can sense some truth here, Gershon !
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Date: 2/25/2022 12:40:00 PM
Your senses are keen, Valsa. There IS some humor and AND some truth in this one. Thanks, Gershon
Date: 2/24/2022 9:15:00 PM
Gosh, I certainly can relate to this one, gw. Sometimes my wrists flare up. I think it's carpal tunnel from spending too much time at the keyboard.
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Date: 2/25/2022 7:29:00 AM
I hope it's not too painful, Milt. I have it in my left wrist only, kind of a permanent swelling. I've done nothing about it, of course. Why fix it? It still works. ~ Fool that I am
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