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I Am More Dangerous than a Bear

Some females consider, I read somewhere That a man’s more dangerous than a bear So, I glued fur to my chest And I stood out from the rest But with those lady bears I got nowhere

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John Lawless

Date: 7/31/2024 1:37:00 PM

the bear went over thee mountain,,the bear went over the mountain..the bear went over the mountain...with its little bear behind....

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/31/2024 7:41:00 PM

For you're a jolly good fellow, for you're ... etc. and so on. lol. ~ Barely moving

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/31/2024 10:02:00 AM

Try again GW and this time go to a bar ( not a zoo!) Oh and wear some gold chains, then report back!! I actually did hear something about this though! Too funny!! Happy Wednesday!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/31/2024 7:38:00 PM

'Gold chains,' eh? ... Hmmm. I think the entire bar would go into shock. They might never recover. lol.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/31/2024 5:19:00 AM

LOL!! Those bare ladies hold the greater danger…stay away…bare not your soul. It takes a toll.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/31/2024 7:29:00 PM

Bare? As in naked? Good thing I'm half-blind, eh? lol.