I Advise a Rather Clueless Lady

A pink-'n-yellow ladybug flew up to me
  Said, 'I'm so pretty, can't you see
Why are the gentleman-bugs so put-off-y
  Perhaps I'm simply too carefree'

'O no, ma'am, that's just not so
  You're the best catch in all of Toronto
It's just that gents here don't know from pink-'n-yellow
  Wear a maple-leaf coat to catch a Canadian fellow'
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Krutsinger Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 6:39 PM
This is hilariously penned!
Y. Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 2:52 PM
Lol! Gershon, I really enjoyed this write. Perhaps the gents are just color blind, not knowing red from orange:-) Alexis
Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 5:51 PM
Perhaps those gents are, indeed, color-blind. Hope they don't drive on roads with stoplights! lol. Thanks, Alexis.
Dietrich Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 1:12 PM
a pink and yellow ladybug. Now THAT I would love to see!! Cute poetry.
Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 5:47 PM
Usually the pink and yellow ladybugs hang out with the purple and green ones. lol. Thanks, Andrea! :) gw
Fowler Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 7:25 AM
Cute gw. Made me smile this morning! :) laf
Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 5:46 PM
Glad to hear that you're smiling, Linda. :) gw
Mcintosh Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 4:16 AM
Wow. I love this. So adorable. God bless you with love and prayers, Gina
Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 5:36 PM
Thank you so much for the love on this one, Regina. May Prayer Percolate, Gershon
Seeker Avatar
February 16, 2021 at 8:27 PM
Needed the smile on my face you brought with this one! :)
Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2021 at 5:26 PM
Hope the smile is still there. If not you will be the 'Unsmiling Smiler.' Smiles, Gershon
Rodrigues Avatar
February 16, 2021 at 7:38 PM
Whimsical wisdom! Love it!
Wolf Avatar
February 16, 2021 at 7:42 PM
Now I am gonna freak out: Honest, I just wrote 'Whimsical Wolf' in a comment to Evelyn Judy Buehler -- like within a few seconds of you writing 'Whimsical wisdom' Something's going on here besides the crazy weather! Anyway, cheers and, if you like, beers. ~ Teetotaler
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