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Humphrey

A camel at the Camelot Didn't seem happy or comfy For alas, he was without humps So of course they named him Humphrey His face popped up throughout the land A hero against attrition He even had a fan club called, The Humphrey Camel Coalition! Soon they made a "GoFundMe" site To get him humps without delay One happy Wednesday he got humps So now they call Wednesday hump day! Karen Camel became his bride His "Best Camel" was a horse Then she gave birth to a pony And sadly they got a divorce!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 8/5/2019 8:50:00 PM
Camels are no different to us humans by the look of it. I hope he enjoys his humps - thanks Pat - Lindsay
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Pat Adams
Date: 8/6/2019 3:36:00 PM
Well I know I enjoy mine! Especially since they don't come around that often anymore.....;o)....Thanks and have a great day Lindsay!.............pat
Date: 7/31/2019 12:56:00 PM
Of course, what else would you name a camel?
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Date: 7/31/2019 3:20:00 PM
Good question! I'd probably name one Steve!.......80)
Date: 7/28/2019 1:37:00 PM
This one just slays me. Sill chuckling. ~ gw
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Date: 7/28/2019 4:00:00 PM
Thank you sir, I appreciate that!!......pat
Date: 7/28/2019 10:42:00 AM
I do hope you are collecting these into a book, if you haven't already. Have you?
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Date: 7/28/2019 3:58:00 PM
Well, I've started on a second ring binder, but I'm not sure if I'd call it a collection or just kind of cleaning up!......80)

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