Humor For the Sinner
Hey,Father,give me my blessing.It's two posts since my last transmission
Yes,my child.What's wrong with that?
I have no idea,Father.
This is for confessing sins.
I know,it must be fascinating.Can you tell me a few general categories of the most popular sins?
But the confessional is sacred...
Well,I come here a lot and I'm running out of ideas for my blog.
Blogging is sinful.
Really?It's not mentioned in my Missal.
No doubt it will be in the next edition!
Why is it sinful?
I believe it takes your mind off the people around you.
Exactly!
Can't you do anything about these people?
I've tried praying for them,seducing them,ignoring them,emailing them.
And what happened.
Nothing at all.They just ignore me.
Why don't you ignore them?
That's a wonderful idea.
Now,to cut back your blogging you need to learn the oboe...
Why,Father?
You can't type when playing the oboe and it's cheaper than a piano..
Gosh,you are so clever.
And your playing will be so awful that it will make your housemates speak to you..
That's unlikely,they are all cats!
Oh,you nincompoop.Be off or I'll kick you out myself..
That's not wholly holy or even holey.
Be off or I'll send you a rhyme.
About time!
How about the design?
?
I am thinking, sublime?
Will it be mine?
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