How to Become a Millionaire

Becoming a millionaire would be incredibly easy.
Invent a calorie-free candy bar
That tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Then go on Shark Tank
So they can advertise it for you.

You cannot cook or bake?
Okay.
Another idea.
Invent a cuddly pet that loves you like a puppy
A pet that will cuddle up and adore you.
A pet that does not eat, lose hair, poop or bark.
You do not invent things?

Hm….
Let me have a moment.
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