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How Many Ties- a Poetry Mix

A Rhyme about Ties How many ties does a man need In fashion to be up to speed? I really haven’t got a clue Would you say about sixty two? Tie Limerick His ties number sixty two Now here’s what I’m going to do I’ll snip off each end Drive him round the bend I’d do that, now how ‘bout you? Each tie rack I have arranged I tell you I’m quiet deranged But this I must say I’ll use them for play Or else I will be estranged He cuts a figure so fine This crazy husband of mine So I’ll just shut up Drink this bitter cup For in a suit he’s sublime Eileen Manassian Ghali

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/27/2015 7:36:00 AM

I was searching to find one I hadn't read and I came across this fun one.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/27/2015 11:37:00 AM

I'm glad you liked it, Richard. Hope all is well with you....Sending you hugs.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/22/2013 9:13:00 AM

:-) Eileen, love all the limericks, and hoe you gave them a nice full poetry story. this poem reminds me of the only gift I give me uncle every year for father day... LOL, I wonder if he has 63 ties, by me.... fun and awesome pen... Linda

Donna Jones

Date: 4/20/2013 8:25:00 PM

Oh so cute Eileen.......I can just picture this...how many show????? Haha

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/20/2013 10:49:00 PM

Oh...he is always taping. I must say though...when he is dressed so fine, it's hard to be mad at him.

David Fisher

Date: 4/20/2013 6:10:00 PM

A very clever way to describe five dozen ties! Thank goodness we don't wear them in pairs.

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/20/2013 10:49:00 PM

Yes....wouldn't that be something! Thanks for the visit! :)

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

Date: 4/20/2013 8:40:00 AM

Hilarious and entertaining, good !!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/20/2013 1:20:00 PM

Thanks, Jag. Sometimes you just have to have a good life or you will go crazy!

Richard D Seal

Date: 4/20/2013 4:35:00 AM

Ha ha, humour becomes you Auntie, oooo I really love deranged lol, was you getting in a frenzy lol over ties, beats all. Take care, Richard

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/20/2013 1:20:00 PM

Yup....told him I'd write a poem about it! Three tie racks....THREE. Seriously....and like a good Middle Eastern wife....I keep it all neat for him. I had to have a good rant about it. Feeling better now. Thanks for the post, my dear!