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How Many Ties- a Poetry Mix

A Rhyme about Ties

How many ties does a man need
In fashion to be up to speed?
I really haven’t got a clue
Would you say about sixty two?

Tie Limerick

His ties number sixty two
Now here’s what I’m going to do
I’ll snip off each end
Drive him round the bend
I’d do that, now how ‘bout you?

Each tie rack I have arranged
I tell you I’m quiet deranged
But this I must say
I’ll use them for play
Or else I will be estranged

He cuts a figure so fine
This crazy husband of mine
So I’ll just shut up
Drink this bitter cup
For in a suit he’s sublime

Eileen Manassian Ghali

Copyright © Eileen Manassian | Year Posted 2013

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Richard Lamoureux Date: 4/27/2015 7:36:00 AM I was searching to find one I hadn't read and I came across this fun one. Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 4/27/2015 11:37:00 AM I'm glad you liked it, Richard. Hope all is well with you....Sending you hugs.

Poet Destroyer A Date: 4/22/2013 9:13:00 AM :-) Eileen, love all the limericks, and hoe you gave them a nice full poetry story. this poem reminds me of the only gift I give me uncle every year for father day... LOL, I wonder if he has 63 ties, by me.... fun and awesome pen... Linda Login to Reply

Donna Jones Date: 4/20/2013 8:25:00 PM Oh so cute Eileen.......I can just picture this...how many show????? Haha Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 4/20/2013 10:49:00 PM Oh...he is always taping. I must say though...when he is dressed so fine, it's hard to be mad at him.

David Fisher Date: 4/20/2013 6:10:00 PM A very clever way to describe five dozen ties! Thank goodness we don't wear them in pairs. Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 4/20/2013 10:49:00 PM Yes....wouldn't that be something! Thanks for the visit! :)

S.Jagathsimhan Nair Date: 4/20/2013 8:40:00 AM Hilarious and entertaining, good !! Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 4/20/2013 1:20:00 PM Thanks, Jag. Sometimes you just have to have a good life or you will go crazy!

Richard D Seal Date: 4/20/2013 4:35:00 AM Ha ha, humour becomes you Auntie, oooo I really love deranged lol, was you getting in a frenzy lol over ties, beats all. Take care, Richard Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 4/20/2013 1:20:00 PM Yup....told him I'd write a poem about it! Three tie racks....THREE. Seriously....and like a good Middle Eastern wife....I keep it all neat for him. I had to have a good rant about it. Feeling better now. Thanks for the post, my dear!