How Jan and Lin Slayed the Dragon

Two ladies named Jan and named Lin professed a forgivable sin they cornered a dragon wrung her in a flagon and gave her away as cheap gin The old dragon's name was Jooling who had a habit of drooling she couldn't stay dry on ground or in sky around her urine kept pooling The ladies had had quite enough The dragon smelled like bad stuff so after they did drain her to cement they did chain her and threw her sad stench off a bluff Into the ocean dragon fell on hitting water she did melt The girls were relieved at what they'd achieved and glad to be rid of the smell They went on to gain great success without all that putrefied mess their poetry was renowned no matter where it was found The dragon's now fish food they guess

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Date: 7/4/2017 9:20:00 AM
Ha ha, Dale, this one was really funny, beautiful string of limericks knit together:) congratulations on POTD:)
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Date: 7/4/2017 9:24:00 AM
Thanks, Jo, for stopping by.
Date: 7/4/2017 12:22:00 AM
Wow! This is really creative. Congrats on getting POTD, Dale. Janice
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/4/2017 9:23:00 AM
Thanks, Janice!
Date: 7/3/2017 8:46:00 PM
LOL - this was great, Dale ... put a big smile on my face, (and I needed a smile today) ... imaginative and so well written, enjoyed it very much, my friend!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 8:49:00 PM
Thanks again, Greg!
Date: 7/3/2017 7:30:00 PM
congrats both. Though will you stop slaying the dragons......my flag will be meaningless without them....lol...Seren
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 7:44:00 PM
Thanks, Seren!
Date: 7/3/2017 7:22:00 PM
Congratulations with this POTD :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 7:44:00 PM
Thanks, Heidi!
Date: 7/3/2017 2:19:00 PM
Hurray ! - Congratulations !
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 2:41:00 PM
Thanks, AL, I had fun writing it!
Date: 7/3/2017 12:25:00 PM
Congratulations on a well deserved POTD Dale, brilliant string of Limericks, a joy to read. :))
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 12:35:00 PM
Thanks, Roy!
Date: 7/3/2017 11:09:00 AM
Jan and Lin the dragon slayers :) this was really fun and congrats on potd :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 11:12:00 AM
Thanks, Akkina!
Date: 7/3/2017 10:18:00 AM
A cool and witty POTD, Dale. Props to you. Love always.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 10:19:00 AM
Thanks, Freddie!
Date: 7/3/2017 8:49:00 AM
A very fun poem Dale. And congratulations on your POTD recognition. - Dean
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 10:20:00 AM
Thanks again, Dean.
Date: 7/3/2017 8:44:00 AM
I'm so confused. At any rate congratulations for POTD honors.
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Date: 7/3/2017 4:59:00 AM
ha ha ha so you got POTD again today - that is a first in my book Dale many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/3/2017 4:54:00 AM
Congratulations on this whimsical series of limericks being honored with POTD Dale! Stupendous! : )
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 8:10:00 AM
Thanks, Connie!
Date: 7/3/2017 4:46:00 AM
You WERE the first POTD shown yesterday morning...proof is in so many comments, then removed and Mike's was up. I'm leaving this comment to show, along with Victor's that once again you are potd...at least for now. lol I'll shut up .
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 8:10:00 AM
Yeah, we'll see, huh?
Date: 7/3/2017 3:17:00 AM
Back with my congrats for the POTD
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 8:11:00 AM
Thanks, Victor.
Date: 7/2/2017 6:55:00 PM
POTD? this shouldn't be, what it should be is Poem of the Century!!! Loved this.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/3/2017 8:12:00 AM
High praise, Arthur. Thanks!
Date: 7/2/2017 10:48:00 AM
Congrats on POTD Dale - you seem to share the honour with Mike and I was delighted to see a poem about me and Lin lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/2/2017 8:53:00 AM
Ok this is weird...I commented on POTD but it went to a different poem...not even know whose...he was called Mike in other comments
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/3/2017 4:43:00 AM
Are you horning in on my editing jobs, Tim Smith? haha If so, well done.
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Tim Smith
Date: 7/2/2017 9:08:00 AM
I edited it... guess you only get one eighth of the POTD
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/2/2017 9:05:00 AM
I scrolled to the bottom of the page and found the poem was still there. So is your comment.
Date: 7/2/2017 7:37:00 AM
- Very funny written for Jan and Lin :) - Congratulations on p.o.t.d., Dale ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/2/2017 6:14:00 AM
Lol...Nicely done Dale....Congrats on POTD
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Date: 7/2/2017 5:56:00 AM
Well pish tosh, Dale. The tale lives on in the anals of potd.
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Date: 7/1/2017 5:56:00 PM
ha ha ha hilarious Dale! I am laughing so so much here:-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/1/2017 5:59:00 PM
That dragon has been a pain for some time.
Date: 7/1/2017 5:54:00 PM
I had to stop laughing before I could respond to this! Oh Dale, so Jan and I conquered a dragon. I'm pretty sure I gave the rear end of Jooling to Jan for dueling. haha She's going to love this. Thanks!
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/1/2017 6:29:00 PM
we are soup sisters for a reason
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/1/2017 5:58:00 PM
I hoped you would like it and get it.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/1/2017 5:57:00 PM
ha ha ha Lin we are commenting at almost the same time lol:-) hugs Jan xx