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How Do You Spell Sex

How do you spell sex It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P The most amazing feeling Far better than a nap Puts gas in your tank You yell out W-O-O H-O-O Your eyeballs get crossed You wind up askew Don't remember my name Think it's B-I-G S-T-U-D Surely would describe me Hit the floor with a thud Rambunctious for sure A S-E-X M-A-S-T-E-R I is Earned it legitimately In tests was a whiz How do you spell sex It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P The most amazing feeling You sure can't beat that © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 11/16/2013 8:46:00 PM
Jack This is a G-rated site. I think that poem is an R or XX rating. LOL Your a bad bad boy. Santa is going to put you on the naughty list. HEE HEE
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/16/2013 9:07:00 PM
Hey! Lots of you guys have been calling ME Santa!!! LOL Love being bad... adds spice!!!! Love ya Robin! Big warm huggles!!! xox
Date: 11/9/2013 8:37:00 PM
Well Drake did the standing o...how about an encore? :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) and yeah you just made me pee my pants...:-) :-) :-)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/9/2013 8:59:00 PM
Now that's not very lady like my Donna Dear Donna! LOL There's a product called DEPENDS for such occasions! Love ya! xoxoxox (Big chuckles here!!!!!)
Date: 11/9/2013 8:34:00 AM
I'm at the age where it means none other than SSSleep, EEEat, XXXXcrete, the sum total of my exciting day. Hey, nice write, Santa. I hope your weekend is a good one. Big smiles and hugs. Licia XOXOXOXOX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/9/2013 10:52:00 AM
Woo Hoo! Love your humour... we is cut from the same cloth! Love ya Licia! xoxoxoxoxox
Date: 11/8/2013 9:32:00 PM
You made me smile Jack ! Hugs, Tatiana
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/9/2013 5:39:00 AM
Happy you enjoyed my naughtiness!!! LOL Come by again... PLEASE! Hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 11/8/2013 12:19:00 PM
You kill me Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/8/2013 12:25:00 PM
Now that's kinda drastic! LOL Thank you my friend!
Date: 11/8/2013 11:57:00 AM
Jack, I think I've figured out what Rose was refering to below: "holy crap" anagrams to "arch ploy", ochry lap" and "porch lay" --- "sex master" to "smart exes", "mess extra" and "sate mr sex" --- "big stud" to "digs but" and "dig bust"... lovin' it... Terry
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/8/2013 12:14:00 PM
We should have collaborated before I posted it! LOL We seem to be both on the same wave! Cheers my friend!!!
Date: 11/8/2013 11:08:00 AM
STANDING OVATION! That's all I have. =)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/8/2013 11:46:00 AM
Wow!!! A Standing O!!! Can't beat that!!! Cheers!
Date: 11/8/2013 10:08:00 AM
Dragon says his eyes go crossed when he flies into a tree. And yes, he winds up askew, just for me to see. When he hits the floor the earth begins to shake... Then the town begins to yell... Holy Crappppp! As I yell out Woo Hoo... nobody can beat that!
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Carol Eastman
Date: 11/8/2013 12:27:00 PM
Sorry Don't know how it ended up twice...
Date: 11/8/2013 7:23:00 AM
Ha Ha Ha, you are the funniest man I know my friend! Wow, this one is truly hilarious Jack! I really enjoyed reading this amazing poem this morning! What a spell happy piece, I love this grandiose poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Even I never know what I'm going to come up with... strange mind eh!!!
Book: Shattered Sighs