Hot Dog

On the 4th of July, there are fireworks shows
And barbecues, picnics and beer,
But there’s a tradition not everyone knows
For which only a few volunteer.

It’s a contest to see who can gobble the most
Hot dogs, eaten together with buns
And the winner, with trophy, gets mostly to boast
He can do what the average guy shuns.

The champ, Joey Chestnut, secured a new win,
His 12th victory, pleasing his fans.
With his mouth opened wide, he did shovel them in,
Though his numbers fell short of his plans.

In just 10 minutes’ time, there were 71
That were chewed and made way down his throat,
Though last year it was 74 (each with bun);
Still, his effort got everyone’s vote.

As a watcher from home, I admit that, to me,
The whole contest is utterly gross
And I surely expected that on the TV
Some contestant would be comatose.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Krutsinger Avatar
July 6, 2019 at 5:52 AM
I can barely eat one of them; 71. Are you kidding? I am sick thinking of it. I would have been gagging if I had watched this. Ugh! Funny way you typed it though.
Cunningham Avatar
July 5, 2019 at 2:17 AM
I struggle with one Ilene, don't have them often as they're on my junk food list, would prefer a raw carrot now lol. Tom
Wolf Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 4:59 PM
7 hotdogs a minute! That Joey Chestnut is amazing. How does he not throw it all back up? He's the 8th Wonder of the World. Thanks for a fun read... An idea to combat hunger: Perhaps fans could sponsor Joey and other contestants, with the proceeds going to feed the truly poor. :) gw
Allison Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 4:20 PM
I agree its gross in more ways than one - and forget comatose he will be ill with health issues eating all that food - when folk live on the streets and are starving I personally find food eating contests quite disgusting:-( hugs jan xx
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