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Homage To Fromage

Any attempt to milk my muse
Has produced utter cheese
It stinks and I am blue

I have hit roquefort

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/9/2020 12:14:00 PM

Ahhh but try the cheddar (it’s even better!). The Swiss .... you can’t miss! (Yes I am just copying these jokes from That 70s Show). Keep punning away, Maureen .... don’t let the tradition die!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/9/2020 2:22:00 PM

Love that show. I was just snorting some Parmesan. Ok, sniffing. I have overhauled my diet and cheese was one of the things to go. I will save myself for the real stinky stuff. No puns sorry ;),

Anna Hopper

Date: 4/6/2020 9:37:00 AM

Super cute and clever!! Hopefully it is just for fun. I feel this way often. When the passion leaves, boredom kicks in

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 4/6/2020 7:23:00 PM

It is totally for fun, thank you! Not much in the way of words brewing, but passion is come to think of it. Passionately overhauling myself :))))

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/5/2020 1:07:00 PM

Ha ha ha ha! Hope Roquefort has collision insurance. How fast were you going, anyway?! ~ Officer Werewolf

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/1/2020 1:27:00 PM

Who cut the formage? Stop the finger pulling. Good laugh Maureen. We need more of them,,,

Quoth Theraven

Date: 3/30/2020 11:02:00 PM

Maureen, This poem is so Gouda, no poem could be Cheddar. It's Provolone that you are gifted as any poet I Camembert. I truly Brie this. Cantal it's A Feta! -Ricotta di Bufala

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/31/2020 7:28:00 AM

You've got me squeaking like a curd! Whey too funny ;D, xomo!

James Horn

Date: 3/30/2020 8:25:00 AM

How about "House of Blue Cheese." instead if blue lights.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/30/2020 8:29:00 AM

Lol

James Horn

Date: 3/30/2020 8:22:00 AM

Are you saying that Trump is better than Trudeau? Would gladly trade Trump for Trudeau. Does not matter which way you cut the cheese. Make sure you are wearing mask and that you are following social rule.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/30/2020 8:29:00 AM

Hi James! I am more than a little bias, he is my hometown guy after all. Keep well. xomo

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/29/2020 1:26:00 PM

Try Gruyere, as the Quarantine enables you to Grrrrr to your heart's content! Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 1:55:00 PM

I wouldn't know Gruyere from Edam ;),

Silent One

Date: 3/29/2020 12:58:00 PM

Glad you are not lactose intolerant lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 1:55:00 PM

Too much cheese and nothing's moving ;),

Jeff Connelly

Date: 3/29/2020 11:18:00 AM

LOL LOL Maureen. WONDERFUL!!! I'll pass this one on to Melissa lol. I'm sure she'll reply "wiiii", but won't agree with the milking part lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 1:56:00 PM

Sweetness :))) Have a lovely day my friend! xomo

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/29/2020 9:07:00 AM

Stinky poo you cheesy girl! So I guess we shouldn't get too intimate then! :( HJ XOX

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/29/2020 9:56:00 AM

Howling!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 9:42:00 AM

Stink is in the nose of the beholder ;),

John Lawless

Date: 3/29/2020 7:57:00 AM

Viva le fromage!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 8:18:00 AM

I toast you, with a stiff cheddar.

Jan Allison

Date: 3/29/2020 4:23:00 AM

ha ha ha the title is a little cheesy as is the poem and I LOVE it lol, I adore blue cheese:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 3/29/2020 7:45:00 AM

Tee Hee ;D, Thank you Jan! I adore it too; cheese off my brain diet, tried a cashew based fermented blue "cheese", a valiant effort, yummy, but not cheeeese. Hugs, xomo