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I'll call her a different name

This girl whom I thought was my dame

On holiday she went

With my money well spent

To Malta she went on a plane

Whilst there she met a waiter called Frank

In bed playing sexual pranks

This Susanna my girl

His heart she did twirl

We're engaged, and this is her thanks

I looked forward to the day she came home

With this waiter her hands on he roamed

Hey! Susanna your dumped

I hope you end up real plump

Your a dog, I should throw you a bone

His Heart She Did Twirl

I'll call her a different name
This girl whom I thought was my dame
On holiday she went
With my money well spent
To Malta she went on a plane

Whilst there she met a waiter called Frank
In bed playing sexual pranks
This Susanna my girl
His heart she did twirl
We're engaged, and this is her thanks

I looked forward to the day she came home
With this waiter her hands on he roamed
Hey! Susanna your dumped
I hope you end up real plump
Your a dog, I should throw you a bone

Wow! a man with the final say
Our relationship ends today
I wish you the best
With your holiday zest
It's my turn to go out and play

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