Hillbillies, Bybillies N Blowbillies

Billie was a true authentic hillbilly who wore no shoes even if it was chilly his holy jeans looked like swiss cheese where daily you'd catch a glimpse of his knobby knees Whenever he left his cabin his Ma would yell bybillie with his hound dog by his side named Willy Nilly some folks had bought some woods close nearby so he went to investigate with his hillbilly eyes He watched their hired builders build the cabin which had indoor plumbing which he thought quite lavish he was used to going to his outdoor john which had a half moon carved out on the door by his Mom Finally the new hillbilly's cabin was complete so to be friendly he bought over some of his deer meat the couple said no thank you this is unacceptable as they gazed at him wearing fancy spectacles Billie caught their looks which looked full of pride and caught a glimpse of their beautiful cabin inside a bit rustic but with expensive furniture everywhere they slowly closed their door as he curiously stood there Arriving back home he yelled Ma guess what those new neighbor hillbilly's are actually not real hillbilly's that look and act like us but the kind of city slickers that makes a lot of fuss His Ma just laughed and said well don't that beat all city slickers moving to the hills where there aint no Mall Billie saying the only thing the same was our holy jeans guess they ran out of money buying all those other fancy things So Billie had a new name for them which was quite silly he said Ma I blew their cover so I'll call them blowbillies I think were the only true hillbilly's left in these here parts tomorrow I'll bring them over some roadkill to win over their hearts So Billie Hatfield kept on although the neighbors were quite annoyed finding out later that their last name was McCoy. 4-12-18