High Blood Pressure and White Coat Fever

I would plunge in a raging river
To save a sweet child just like that
Charge a flaming house with no quiver
To rescue some fat scardy-cat

Cause I wouldn't have time to THINK about it
And wind up whining to a SHRINK about it

About how that thing squeezes
How it unnerves and freezes
Feeling blood pump in my arm
Sets off that damn panic alarm
I can read her face like a book
The nurse with a disgusted look
"It's high to the max
Would you just please relax?
You're close to a stroke"
(Lord, I need a smoke)

'Doc throw a left hook and just DECK me
Or shoot me with drugs and THEN check me'

Okay, I'm a coward, big deal!
Guess I ain't nobody's hero
So why when they're done do I feel?
My ego-gauge plummet to zero?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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A  Avatar
May 26, 2015 at 3:30 PM
You have a different kind of scene of humor. Love it
Johnson Avatar
May 11, 2014 at 7:05 PM
It's always scary. I have them take it a second time and that time it is always down. Congratulations on a cute poem and great win. Love, Joyce
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May 11, 2014 at 2:33 PM
Lovely and humerous!! I know a few people like that...one of them is a big chap with tattoos, you'd think he's the bravest macho...but!!! congrats on your win, Tim. // paul
A. Sharma Avatar
May 11, 2014 at 6:08 AM
Great subject for a pen ! N u did it splendid Tim ! Congrats on great win !
Mehta Avatar
May 11, 2014 at 5:17 AM
Congratulations on a fine win for interesting write, Tim
A   Avatar
May 11, 2014 at 2:08 AM
Tim,. Thank you for everything, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Have yourself a wonderful night, and a beautiful mother's days.... xox~ Linda
Brown Avatar
December 25, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Congratulations on your featured poetry this week Tim. Love, Carol
Richards Avatar
December 22, 2010 at 1:13 PM
So glad to see this funny poem (it's one I remembered)...now featured again! It was memorable and fun! Haven't seen you around the soup for awhile...hope all's well! Merry Christmas, Tim!! :) ~ Carrie
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December 22, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Hey Tim, This poem reminded me of my friend Leslie. She has "white coat fever" too. I shared it with her and had a great chuckle. Congrats on your feature...Lay
Brown Avatar
August 15, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Good morning Tim. Thank you for sharing your fantastic poetry today. I enjoyed reading it. Love, Carol
Richards Avatar
August 15, 2009 at 7:40 AM
This is me to a tee!! I keep a chart at home and it's fine.....the minute I walk through the door of the dr's office POW......!! You are not alone, my friend!! Don't ya just hate it!!???? And the more I think about it...the higher it gets!! ........ if you come up with a solution...let me know !:)
Kelly Avatar
August 15, 2009 at 4:30 AM
199 over 99 , pulse 130 : then you got something to worry about !! Great rhyming hypertension piece , Tim . Well done ....
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