Hide and Seek In the Office

We're here to discuss the proposed Move to allow one game of hide & seek On the premises once every workday To boost staff morale Some proven strategies we have tried Have failed including a meeting-free day Sunflowers in the workplace Funny employee awards The proposed bring a pet into work Idea was rejected by security personnel Office karaoke was a catastrophe Jigsaw puzzles were scoffed at Morale is below par and continues to be low After a disagreement with HR in regard to What and what is not legible for reimbursement When travelling on business This needs to be hammered into the staff - Purchases of cigarettes and toilet paper Do not meet the requirements and neither do Multiple muffin purchases From Monday we will play a game of hide & seek In the sales department office From eleven to eleven-twenty Report back findings three weeks from now