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A shepherd in charge of his flock Insisted on wearing a frock He wore black high heels When out in the fields... His hormones they sure ran amok When working in inclement weather His outfit was shiny black leather He looked a bizarre sight In his corset so tight His family now call him Heather! 5/2/18

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/6/2018 5:10:00 PM

So, Jan, what's a poor sheep to think of all this, anyway?!...Of course, here in the USA, things are so nuts that they've just taken the 'Boy' out of 'Boy Scouts'...Then again, Johnny Cash had a country-music hit way back in the day with a song called "A Boy Name Sue." Go figure, eh?

Jan Allison
Date: 5/6/2018 5:20:00 PM

Political correctness gone mad Gershon! whatever are they going to come up with next!:-( hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 5/5/2018 12:11:00 PM

sure have perfect British flavor limerick-wise....Love.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2018 12:12:00 PM

Thanks Rajat:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/3/2018 11:52:00 PM

That was probably my favorite. I just love how you ended it with him being called Heather. Reminded me of an old comedy called the Heathers.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2018 1:39:00 AM

I do worry about my muse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/3/2018 1:18:00 PM

- When the spring sun begins to warm, it tingling in most bodies :))) - FUN ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 2:50:00 PM

ha ha ha Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/3/2018 8:51:00 AM

Lol! Jan, This is beyond funny! The imagery and content were on point too. You wear your title well. Great job:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 9:01:00 AM

Thanks so much Alexis. I've just posted 2 more lots of limericks!:-) hugs jan xx

Fauxcroft Wade

Date: 5/3/2018 12:00:00 AM

Love the fun in this. Made me chuckle, nicely written. Excellent.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 1:22:00 AM

Thanks Fauxcroft Wade:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 5/2/2018 9:04:00 PM

omg yes, we have met him...... yep, my friends were a betting...... that he's not a lass...... could tell by his ass...... me, I left before they asked him..... boom! boom!

Mick Talbot
Date: 5/3/2018 11:49:00 AM

Yep, and keep your eyes open to night, come the dark hours. hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 1:21:00 AM

lol Mick:-I'll be looking out more closely on the Manx farms lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/2/2018 7:54:00 PM

I take my purple hat off with the giant pink plume and bow to the Limerick master. Well done, Kemosabee. Well done! Which makes me the Lone Ranger. And I doubt you are old enough to understand this means. Great job!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 1:20:00 AM

lol Caren I do remember seeing the lone Ranger and Tonto lol there was also a pop song that mentioned them to:-) hugs Jan xx

Paris-Maree Boreham

Date: 5/2/2018 6:43:00 PM

Hi Jan :) Luuurrrrvve your poetry!! You are Very witty ^^ Thank you for sharing, Regards Paris-Maree

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 1:19:00 AM

Thanks Paris:-) Glad I can make you smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 5/2/2018 6:07:00 PM

LOL Funny again Jan. Keep up the great Limericks :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 6:08:00 PM

I love the form Heidi:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 5/2/2018 1:36:00 PM

Now that's a limerick! excellent Jan...Love the last line...Hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 1:37:00 PM

I love the limerick form Charles:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/2/2018 12:56:00 PM

Great!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 1:00:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 5/2/2018 12:50:00 PM

Great limerick, Jan, thanks for the chuckle. John

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 1:00:00 PM

Thanks John, goodness knows where these silly poems come from this was written in less than 5 minutes but took and age to type with my broken finger lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/2/2018 8:34:00 AM

With his sheep he would frolic about...kissing on their collective pink snout...you could hear him say...when taken away... When I'm baaaaack we will surely make out

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 11:36:00 AM

thanks for the giggle Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/2/2018 8:28:00 AM

I'm still stuck imagining that frock !!! lol, xxoo Happy Wednesday

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 11:36:00 AM

lol glad I made you smile Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/2/2018 8:18:00 AM

Haha I can just picture it Jan, you do see some strange sights these days though. Tom. Hope finger is ok.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2018 11:35:00 AM

I do worry about my muse Tom I think I'm going baaaaaamy lol:-) hugs Jan xx