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He's a Flop Bawdy Limerick Now Updated

A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it in’


Bill said you’ve no right to be fussy
You’ve got such a cavernous pussy
Let’s admit we are old
But we try to be bold
You were once a right little hussy! 

Thanks to Chris Green for inspiration for the second stanza!

04~24~17

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Roy Pett April 28, 2017 at 2:57 AM Love this Limerick Jan, certainly gave me laugh, thank you so much. Jan Allison April 28, 2017 at 4:16 AM Thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta April 28, 2017 at 1:21 AM I made a loud laughter. love Jan Allison April 28, 2017 at 4:16 AM Thanks Anisha:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels April 27, 2017 at 2:41 AM Very rude, but oh so funny!! Nice to see a bawdy one from you! Regards, John. Jan Allison April 27, 2017 at 4:32 AM I always try and put bawdy in the title so people can see it will be a little suggestive lol - I have a limerick contest on the page do join in the fun if you have the time:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White April 25, 2017 at 11:21 AM Lol Jan, that's tooooo funny :) Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:22 PM Glad I made you smile Darren:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless April 25, 2017 at 7:07 AM So Jan, let me get this straight...if you mix Viagra with the prune juice ...you'll have to get up....and GO. Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:23 PM ha ha ha John yes it would seem so! I couldn't resist the pic I found to accompany the poem, that cat sure made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis April 25, 2017 at 7:04 AM I cannot comment because I am laughing and laughing dear, Empress Jan! A 7+++ Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:24 PM Glad I made you smile Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen April 25, 2017 at 4:07 AM - ......... after much laughter .... all i can say, Jan - Outstanding laughter BoOomB ! :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) *** (- Sorry for my blog yesterday ... I can not post my private photos ) Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:25 PM Glad I made you smile:-) I would have loved to see the pics Anne Lise shame you couldn't post them:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph Soper April 25, 2017 at 3:35 AM Great little ditty here... loved it.. Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:25 PM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo April 24, 2017 at 6:00 PM Me too, Jan! Pray I can contain myself ... as I have many "prayer workshops" coming up. Can't be distracted by Grand Canyons of any size. Oxymoron? (I mean canyons of sheer height and depth) Peace and Holy Water .... sprinkle me Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 6:05 PM ha ha ha:-) I will have to ditch the humour and work on deep dark depressing ones then:-) lol hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer April 24, 2017 at 5:45 PM hilarious, jan! Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 5:52 PM I can thank Chris for the inspiration for the second part lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo April 24, 2017 at 5:43 PM Jan, you outdid yourself here. SEVEN for boldness. The Anglican Church called me to investigate ... (the rhyme, only). I see how "fussy" rhymes with "hussy," but unless we ooze "pus" we can't have pussy, now, could we? Anywhooo- shalom my dearest sister (Praying for you, LOL!) Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 5:51 PM I need all the prayers I can get thanks Anil lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop April 24, 2017 at 3:58 PM Whahahaha...Poor Bill..Im almost feeling sorry for the guy's sleepy tiny weeny...Haha..This is Hiliriously funny sweet Jan. Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 4:07 PM I know not everyone appreciates my humour Charma but I have so many lovely comments that it spurs me on:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 24, 2017 at 12:12 PM Lol oh my ;D xomo! Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 12:47 PM I've just got one more line to perfect lol lol - it says bawdy in the title folks don't have to read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 24, 2017 at 12:45 PM I don't know if you should touch that with a 6" pole! ;) Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 12:18 PM I think I need to do a follow up after Chris's comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues April 24, 2017 at 12:00 PM LOL...too funny! I like Chris' comment below too! Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 12:17 PM I think I'm going to have to do a follow up lol:-) Chris's comment has inspired me:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green April 24, 2017 at 11:57 AM I could think of a few good comebacks for Bill, something along the lines of being lost in the Grand Canyon, but I'll keep them to myself. I wouldn't want to scare the cat anymore than what it is already. :) Funny Jan. Jan Allison April 25, 2017 at 3:26 PM :-) xx Darren White April 25, 2017 at 11:21 AM This made me laugh so loud, thanks both for saving my day :) Chris Green April 24, 2017 at 5:28 PM Thanks Jan for the mention, I'm happy I could inspire that second part. Someone has to stand up for the guy's side of things. : ) Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 3:15 PM Now posted thanks for the inspiration!:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison April 24, 2017 at 12:16 PM lol I could continue the poem with Bill's retort thanks for the idea - I couldn't resist posting that pic I found it so funny:-) hugs Jan xx