Here He Comes, Mr Spaceman

The contestants gathered short and tall
Two-headed mutants lined the wall
Aliens from galaxies far away
Rehearsing, should they win, what they would say.

Some stood naked, though you couldn’t tell
Others wore apparatus and suits so swell
I heard one contestant shouting, as he drew his sword,
"You will NEVER win the Spaceman Of The Year award!"

"I will SO!”, replied the Scorp with one eye,
“But since you’re so smart, why not share with me why?”
“It’s obvious”, replied the first, clenching his eight fingered fist,
"You haven't the love of humanity for it!!!"

“What does humanity have to do with this all-alien ball?
SpaceMAN is a term that encompasses us all.
Humans are not the only special race,
Every traveler from space has shown up in this place.”

The Phlaglon turned red biting his upper two-lips,
The best he could come back with was, "Get OFF my spaceship!"
Then the lights started to dim and the spot-light came on,
They started to play The Spaceman of the Year, Victory Song.

The two aliens stared each other in the eye(s),
Each one hoping they would win the prize,
But when the announcement was made and the winner was a Grup,
They shook their five hands and had a drink to make up.


Entry in the Poems to Movie contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Ferguson Avatar
January 11, 2015 at 7:21 AM
that is so fun to read
A   Avatar
January 10, 2015 at 10:57 PM
Joe, , Congratulations on having your poem featured on Poetry Soup's Home Page. Always & Forever ~LINDA~
Cwiak Avatar
June 2, 2010 at 1:21 AM
This is just great, Joe. It sounds as if you were in that bar in Star Wars and found every alien available...Congrats on your win in the contest! Dan C
Fraser Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Joe, this is just hilarious. If I was to project my thoughts on to a wall and show the creatures I have seen as i read your poem, i would be heading for a straight jacket. Mega congratulations on your 5th place in Matt's contest. And i would patent your monster names, or sell them to Spielberg or James Cameron >> James
Sweetheart Avatar
April 25, 2010 at 9:48 PM
WOW Joe u pulled out all the stops with this fantastic out of this world write for Matt's new contest... good luck though this one has winner written all over it..its Matt's kinda poetry...luv.. "Sweetheart"
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