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Her Happiness Knobs

Today the new coffee machines use only pods Convenient but soon they'll be sending squads Who'll come to your house And satisfy your spouse No need for you to touch her happiness knobs

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Silent One

Date: 10/21/2017 10:12:00 AM

I have one of these machines, not as good as a proper coffee machine though.. great choice for a limerick!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2017 4:05:00 PM

Not as good, more expensive and they encourage us to drink more!!! :(

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/21/2017 9:03:00 AM

Keurig is rich I am poor//I don't drink coffee no more//Not!//HOT!//(touching those knobs for a score) GOOD MORNING KNOBBY JACK!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2017 4:02:00 PM

A Keurig has finally invaded our domain! No drinking lots more coffee... grrrr! Its'a too damn easy!!!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/21/2017 6:12:00 AM

Just give her some coffee! I loved your enticing write here my friend! You have written an illustrious poem, with exceptional allusions! What a glorious piece, Great Work Jackson!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2017 6:26:00 AM

A bit on the naughty side, wouldn't you say? LOL

Jan Allison

Date: 10/21/2017 6:04:00 AM

ha ha ha lovely double entendre here jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2017 6:24:00 AM

Good morning dear sis... well it's early morning here!!! Keep on a-giggling! Huggsies, Jack xxx