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Help me help me I am under attack My old lady has me trapped in the sack she screams and she moans won't leave me alone When I rolled over she gave me a whack

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Date: 10/20/2016 4:08:00 PM
A lucky man you are to have a wife who won't leave you alone. Usually men complain their wives are disinterested. Hope that occasional "whack" isn't too painful. LOL Love it! This is why Limericks are my favorite poems.
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Date: 10/20/2016 12:45:00 PM
She can't get enough?//Boy that is so tough// My late wife Emma//was my dilemma//she was black&decker rough!
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/20/2016 1:29:00 PM
lol...love the moniker JW
Date: 10/19/2016 5:00:00 AM
Be grateful lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/19/2016 5:50:00 AM
Lol... thanks Jan
Date: 10/19/2016 12:01:00 AM
Poor old lady...:) ...Its terrible to feel trapped in a sack..Suffocating not to be free..Funny : )Ha.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/19/2016 5:50:00 AM
Lol...Sack is slang for bed : ))
Date: 10/18/2016 10:48:00 PM
Haha, thanks for the smile and memories Tim... Great limerick, I'm divorced now so don't have that problem anymore. /|\
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/19/2016 5:49:00 AM
Thanks Rick...lol

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