Mike Hauser Poet Free verse

Hello, Is This Thing On

I start chugging Red Bull
From the moment I get up
Popping B12 vitamins 
Like they were candy drops

Chase it down with Mountain Dew
Love the way it sparkles green
Also doesn't hurt to have
A little caffeine in between

After my mid-morning snack
Of chocolate covered coffee beans
And after the unfortunate incident
With that screaming elevator scene

I head off to Starbucks
Where it is that I do lunch
You know it doesn't hurt to have
A little afternoon pick me up

I head back to the office
Where we have our last meeting
But not before I get into
One more screaming elevator scene

When I finally do get home
And the cat jumps in my lap
We snooze in my recliner
Cause we both love to relax

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Line Gauthier November 13, 2018 at 2:03 PM LOL - a charming energizer of a poem, Mike. If you take the stairs and avoid the elevator, your days will be perfect.

Cheryl Hoffman June 4, 2016 at 10:28 PM Wow, if I drank that much caffeine I'd never sleep! LOL, that was a funny and cute poem that reminds me of some people I work with, in other words caffeine fiends!:)