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I start chugging Red Bull From the moment I get up Popping B12 vitamins Like they were candy drops Chase it down with Mountain Dew Love the way it sparkles green Also doesn't hurt to have A little caffeine in between After my mid-morning snack Of chocolate covered coffee beans And after the unfortunate incident With that screaming elevator scene I head off to Starbucks Where it is that I do lunch You know it doesn't hurt to have A little afternoon pick me up I head back to the office Where we have our last meeting But not before I get into One more screaming elevator scene When I finally do get home And the cat jumps in my lap We snooze in my recliner Cause we both love to relax