He-Monster Professes His Love

Beautiful is your foot with the stabbing nails. The yellow and green ones that have never been cut. Gorgeous is your gaping mouth with the missing teeth. And your big and hairy smelly monster butt. My lady, my love, my dragon queen troll. You can never be too fat or chunky or slimy. My one and only, professional flatulent princess, Your smell calls me to you, and your hair, it’s blimey! Beautiful are your clogged-up ears full of wax, Beautiful is your nose, full of snot pure and yellow. Beautiful is my lady, whose toenails claw like tacks. I am your he-monster, a lively, happy fellow!