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There once was a fellow named Ted Who recently in church got wed His wife was in the mood Laying there in the nude… He was texting his friends instead! He was sending text after text His new wife was feeling quite vexed 'I'm after your bone - now get off your phone .... Or I'll leave if I'm under sexed! A collaboration with Jospeh May Both Poems inspired by 'And Nothing Else Matters' By Andrea Dietrich 1st May 2016

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Date: 5/10/2016 3:16:00 PM
LOL, could just picture a guy I know in this situation - have a great week, Jan x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/11/2016 2:57:00 AM
Oh dear poor man or poor wife lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/9/2016 2:20:00 PM
Funny ! And probably more true than we think ! Today I had to swerve around a man who was too busy texting whilst walking ! I was on my disability scooter :-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/11/2016 2:57:00 AM
It infuriates me that people are so insensitive Lenny - if you had run him over of course he would have blamed you - lets wait to see when the 'claims' companies get on the bandwagon of claims caused by mobiles!!! hugs jan xx
Date: 5/4/2016 4:54:00 AM
Very funny;) Well done Jan and Joseph...and Andrea who had a finger in the pie!!! (Upps) hugs ... paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/4/2016 5:21:00 PM
Thanks so much Paul:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/1/2016 10:46:00 AM
I saw this at Joseph's page. LOVE LOVE It. bone line was a hoot. FAVE
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/1/2016 11:02:00 AM
I did get Joseph's permission to post this - was unsure how that line would be accepted but hey ho I do sail close to the wind with my poems ... literally speaking of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/30/2016 9:16:00 PM
Its amazing that with all the texting how many still dont get the message! Loved this!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/1/2016 8:15:00 AM
LOL love that comment:-) hugs Jan x
Date: 4/30/2016 8:14:00 PM
Jan and Joseph, excellent! You two make a great team! # 7 ; )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/30/2016 8:18:00 PM
It was a great fun writing with Joseph I do hope Andrea likes the end result with this poem:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/30/2016 7:12:00 PM
Young Ted he just wouldn't let go...even with her lingerie show...she took his device...in two did she splice...and out did all the insides flow....lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/30/2016 7:29:00 PM
hee hee hee Maybe her name was bobbett lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/30/2016 6:39:00 PM
Love it Jan... thank you ...hugs
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Joseph May
Date: 4/30/2016 7:12:00 PM
I think she will love it Jan...hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/30/2016 6:52:00 PM
Any time Joseph:-):-) it was my pleasure to continue your theme:-) I hope Andrea approves:-):-) hugs Jan xx