He-She-It-They

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29 December 2023

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My gran doesn’t ‘get’ this woke society
I told her that there’s a new sobriety
We went for a walk to see what we would see
And show her we all can be what we will be

Men can be women and girls can be boys
And most men in showbiz have that certain poise
I’ve seen a guy wearing a little black dress
And people whose gender is something to guess

But live and let live is the latest doctrine
Though sometimes I wouldn’t know where to begin
Someone approached us in pink dungarees
And Doc Marten boots and a beard to ‘their’ knees

With glitter mascara, diamanté tiara
A dog tag that said nothing more than ‘Tamara’
‘Their’ Mohican hair style was quite a strange sight
Twas dyed rainbow colours and went left to right

I tried not to notice ‘their’ tightly strapped breasts
But bits were protruding from her (their) string vest
In an unguarded moment I said, “Evening Miss.”
He/she/it/they gawped and said, “That’s remiss.”

I told he/she/it/they, “I’m not of this age
So don’t take offence, please don’t get in a rage.”
‘They’ strode off and snarled like a pantomime cat
And my little old gran said, “What The F*** Was That?”

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Date: 2/1/2024 9:10:00 PM
Ok I burst out laughing at Gran ! Beaut poem Terry. Super well deserved win.
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Date: 2/4/2024 3:34:00 PM
Thanks Speaky. Glad you enjoyed.
Date: 2/1/2024 8:06:00 PM
Congratulations
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Date: 2/4/2024 3:34:00 PM
Thank you, Karen
Date: 1/11/2024 7:12:00 PM
Thanks for the chuckle with this one (and if I'm honest some of the others as well (that I didn't comment about - your Titanic was a good one for example)). Thanks for sharing and bringing a little bit of joy to my day.
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Date: 1/12/2024 3:01:00 PM
Thank you, Matthew. Appreciate your visit. Terry
Date: 1/2/2024 6:16:00 PM
I couldn't stop giggling as I read, Terry. Fun read and very today, my friend. Thanks for sharing a little humor along the way. Cheers! Bill
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Date: 1/4/2024 11:06:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed this, Bill. Terry
Date: 1/1/2024 7:33:00 PM
It was an F-us, F-um, F-a, F-o, F-e good story, Terry!
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Date: 1/4/2024 11:05:00 AM
Thanks, GW. Glad you enjoyed.
Date: 12/29/2023 5:56:00 PM
I love your gran! What a finish to a great story. Maybe I'll write about cross-dressing ghosts, or is a he/she/they in their glory in the spirit world of equality?
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Date: 1/1/2024 3:25:00 PM
I would love to read about a cross dressing ghost… go on… write it! Glad you enjoyed, David. Happy new year to you.
Date: 12/29/2023 11:43:00 AM
this made me grin, terry! you humor (humour) adds so much fun to so many topics that it's a delight to read whatever you've written. ~ as a former english teacher, i have a huge problem with "they" and "them" being used with singular verbs. someone should be able to come up with some less confusing choices...
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Date: 12/29/2023 12:07:00 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Well done you… if I were a teacher nowadays, I’d be sacked in very short measure. There’ve always been those who genuinely felt they were born in the wrong body and I have no difficulty understanding that… but the world has gone truly mad. Even so, my little rhyme was just a light hearted dig.
Date: 12/29/2023 4:20:00 AM
LOL I'm actually laughing out loud at you having granny say WTF in true John Lawless style. I'm envisioning a Mohawk cut in a horizontal way. Would that be called a Horhawk? Sure to make people gawk! But... I'm not at all sure the new society is sober. It seems many are in a stupor about life. BTW, not all grannies act like dinosaurs.
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Date: 12/30/2023 3:36:00 AM
;-)
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Date: 12/29/2023 11:54:00 AM
In this context, granny’s didn’t mean all grannies, just that particular granny. Wouldn't want to offend any grannies out there. Of course, my granny would have been about one hundred and twenty now…. She used to rebuke us for saying ‘blimey’. So, as with you… ‘WTF’ would have had me in hysterics!
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