Have You Had a Drink Tonight - If So Slip Off Your Shoes

Have you had a drink tonight my love? If so slip off your high heeled shoes I can then at least try and count All your ugly toes As with the crash of broken glass Which you normally sprinkle Those ugly toes of yours Might just start to me to twinkle Which then urges me without a drink To want to have a tinkle You though are the one Who likes to play with winkle But I will keep it in my sock Before it starts to wrinkle And have a drink myself tonight Then lace up both my shoes So all my own toes will never be there When you decide to choose DAMO