Have You Ever Done This Type of Work Before - For Contest

“Have you ever done this type of work before”? “they’re sheep – I’m a sheep dog – are you serious?” “Are you aware we have a dress code?” “no way am I wearing a dress.” “You will be interacting with our clientele daily” “and to be kind --- you are a bit rough around the edges.” “Have you seen your clientele up close?” “I only wear my hair like this to fit in.” “And there is the security clearance issue.” “Security Clearance!!! If I can fit under the same fences that they fit under…..that’s my security clearance.” “So we’ll offer you the standard contract.” “Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year.” “Hey, hey, I’m a sheep dog not their mother!!” “DID YOU JUST LICK YOURSELF???” “GET OFF THE FURNITURE!!!” “Why did I ever take this Bo Peep contract??” John G. Lawless 6/23/2015