Have a Nice Hen Pecking Day

Have A Nice Hen Pecking Day or I Have to HAND It to You Guarantee husbands will laugh at this one. Hen pecking is some form of subjugating Which is something men have to be hating She said oh my gosh and goodness sake Wish you would stop pumping the break. Please do it gradual like me my dear She seems to have said with a sneer Staring at me from corner of her eye Make signal first before passing others by. Continues to treat me like toy and curio Thinks she's inspector at traffic bureau No matter what she will want or ever say Always ends up having her very own way. Over troubled life have toiled and tarried For almost fifty years have been married And of the many cars men are wrecking How many have been caused by hen pecking? James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Connoisseur of Poetry That does sound more interesting.