Has Your Boss Loved You Like This Or Are They Normal

Ever had a boss fall in love with you completely of their own accord a lingering dream or fantasy their life cannot afford alive through their entitlement believing love’s assured for them to then discover that their presence is ignored Then in their heartbroken state claim that you led them on just to reel them in to then decide the feelings gone when really not a word was spoken as you are not that fond yet after still they seek revenge because you’ve done them wrong And as their so repellent they only have one skill to spread a load of stories that’ll change how people feel but let down by their eagerness as their tales don’t fit the bill I am a familiarity to those hearing descriptions far from real Relying on their employment stature to come across authentic thinking as they are your boss they’ve access to the gossip and therefore when they talk of you there’s truth in every topic even though they play no part in your life outside the office Warning members of the opposite sex not to even bother because you’ll use them just to lose them and find yourself another as that is all you ever do because you’re a selfish bugger while your boss has got no life at all so obsess on you forever Nobody wants to be their lover as they’re so unattractive nobody wants to be their friend so it’s you they interact with getting you is their whole life only work sees them distracted all they do is slander on looking a tragic spastic This is the only focus of their one digit IQ they even try to set you up but you can see right through whilst all day investigations spawn from rumours about you when just for fun you make one up too bonkers to be true yet still somehow believed by your boss who’s clearly clueless and spends the next four hours seeking evidence to prove this idiotic rumour that they think will make you jobless, have you had a deluded boss whose wet dreams leave them pissed!? I have had a boss like this and can say it's not too fun, especially when they are a munter who out of ten gets a none, with a repellent personality and less braincells than a plum, I'd rather stick my dingaling inside the flaming Sun!!