Harsh Self Critic

Harsh self critic please resign Everyone else rates me just fine You have outstayed your welcome I don't know you're coming from I don't need a reminder to feel guilty today It's something I was doing anyway Keep advice and negative thoughts to yourself You are starting to impact on my health If I was to score myself on a tick sheet The 'at least passable' quota I'd meet But you don't even rate my dog owning skills Yet, here's the dog and he looks thrilled You tell me my cooking is very poor But the children rate it and ask for more I'm lead to believe I'm far too complicated But others refute they were ever irritated I don't ask anyone to spend time with me But they'll make arrangements, I'm alright you see? You keep telling me no one wants me around But they seek me out, stop getting me down My brain tells me I haven't done enough Then people say without you I couldn't have coped with this stuff Harsh self critic, leave me alone I'm sick and tired of hearing you drone