Hark, the Beach Is Calling My Name

hark! the beach is calling my name! there it is again! i hear her when i clock in! i hear her when i clock out! i hear her in the center of my focus! i hear here on every frickin break! i'm telling you now, one day IMMEDIATELY after work, i am gonna go straight to my old faithful! i am gonna hit whatever number highway south! i am gonna drive like the earned heart until my right foot goes to sleep! i am gonna keep said sleeping foot on the doggone pedal like super glue stubbornness! when i answer the beach's call, i am gonna park old faithful! i am gonna walk ever so slowly across the beach access! the instant my feet hit that wonderful sand, i am gonna rejoice! the closer i get to the water, i am gonna rejoice some more! at the first hint of the water's feeling and rehabilitative touch, i am gonna just wade! at the point of full submergence, my attitude is gonna be....straight on up....DAMN THE WORLD! ....AND THERE YOU HAVE IT....AND BOOM....HERE I AM!