Happy Holidays, A Limerick Song

Finally, it is that time of the year Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer Father was singing noels Then hearing jingle bells Mother said, “It’s only the rain, dear” Opening the nesting doll was an ache Overturning it and began to shake Was all full of dirt Got all over my shirt It was the urn of grandma, my mistake Whiskey is gone, theres tap water Left over candy cane's from last year Nod the noggin yes foods delicious Happy Holiday, Merry Christmas! My brother with happiest grin Certain he was going to win 2D fighting game That ended in shame For his controller wasn’t plugged in Lost my favorite pair of socks My others all have holes from rocks Present near the tree But was not for me Then found with a nail by the clocks Whiskey is gone, there's tap water Left over candy cane's from last year Nod the noggin, yes foods delicious Happy Holiday, Merry Christmas!