Hanging Out With the Head of Johnny Depp

Standing on a busy street corner When a limo pulls up next to me Out pops the head of Johnny Depp (Not the body mind you, just the head) And asks where's the nearest Dairy Queen Not one to miss an opportunity I blurted out I'll show you the way So that's how the head of "The Depp" and I Spent time together that day In his limo he had his makeup artist Which seemed a bit odd to me Everywhere the head of Johnny went It had to dress up for the scene Since Johnny was drooling a Dilly First stop Dairy Queen With Johnny's head as the Mad Hatter under my arm It was a very strange scene indeed With me holding onto the Dilly's And Johnny's head on the counter up front Mr. Depp was the King at the Queen that day Though his ice cream licking habit did turn some peoples lunch Later on passing a Piggly Wiggly Johnny's head said what's up with that Told him it's nothing more than a grocery store His reply was let's give it a crack So undergoing more of his makeup And in the blink of an eye I have the head of Jack Sparrow In the grocery cart with a bag of Funions by his side Yes, Johnny Depp's head loves Funions Which to me really ranks the breath But who am I to tell a Big Time Movie Star that I'm not the keeper of his head He even dressed as Edward Scissorhands Which didn't turn out quite right Since Johnny's head has no hands To hold the famous Scissorhand knives That day we went to so many places With every stop a new disguise I guess for entertainment you do what you can When all that's left is your head and some of your mind Whelp, that's about it on this days adventures Not a whole lot more to be said As I stood on the street corner waving bye, bye To the limo pulling off into the sunset, along with the head of Johnny Depp