Handicapped

(This is a fictional poem) You're a funny and friendly man but you are incapable of even having a thought. You hired two men to cripple you just to be able to park in the handicaped spots. You bought a wheelchair and wherever you go, you have to haul it. Two days ago a little girl kicked you in the nuts and took your wallet. You chased her in your wheelchair and you got hit by a bus. That was the first time in my life that I heard a preacher cus. As soon as you get better, you plan to have those guys cripple you again. Your head should be X-rayed because I don't think you have a brain within.