Handcuff Wrists
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Handcuff Wrists
What constitutes correct campaign contribution?
Also, show me what should be right solution
That will put proper feather in our each cap
So we can avoid having a political mishap.
Maybe might be a maximum requirement
And where all of the money may have went
Instead of person who is healthy and hearty
Perhaps let it go to whole political party.
After all of the speeches had been rehearsed
Make sure all the money is equally dispersed
Even those needle-nosed and eyes that squinted
Ensuring that they were all properly vented.
Another glamorous person recently suggested
Whatever interest appearing to be vested
Should in limbo more than likely be placed
So that unbiased their voters can be faced.
When their speeches were finally written
Leave out words that have been flea bitten
Along with those quite bad and very boring
So we won't fall asleep and end up snoring.
Forget about debates only having a town hall
Sitting down rather than standing up tall
And throwing in this one could not resist
To arm chairs handcuff each speaker's wrists.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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