Half and Half Cat

Half and Half Cat you are a glorious dude. The felines are smitten, you’ve caused a big family feud. Your markings are handsome, you are their dream guy. They love your looks and antics, think you sweeter than pie. Half and Half, you are the utmost, the prince. No. The King. They agree you are the most gorgeous Tom Cat, gallant play thing. They all want your kittens. They have been in an alley fight. They want you to be their forever man, each and every night. Other Toms are painting their faces two sided right now. They know that this is part of your charm, a big part of your wow. I hope you choose all the girls, so you won’t break anyone’s heart. Come over to my studio tonight, Half and Half. I’ll show you where to start.