Guys Confession

Me and the guys have been around 
quite a long time
Hung out with women 
most of our lives
It's now come to the point 
where me and the guys
Would like to apologize

From all of the things
we've been sneaking around
Which ya'll probably know 
but haven't let on
Thinking we've pulled the wool 
over your eyes
But to you it's no surprise

All the times we've forgotten
to take the trash out
That's the funk from the trunk
but don't know what's the sound
And those nights you thought 
that was just a bad dream
We really forgot to put down the seat

When we have that blank look 
like we're lost in our thoughts
We're really sitting there
with no thoughts at all
And to save time and water
we believe a few squirts of Febreze 
Can be more than a wonderful thing

That part when we say
we have to work late
It's true but only because
we slept at our desks all day
If that has you scratching 
your head wondering why
When you're asleep we play video games all night

That's just a few
Of the things that us guys do
Believe me there's more
But we don't want to scare you
We're pretty sure 
that if all it you knew
You'd ship us all off the Kalamazoo

I'm not sure about you
but I'm willing to bet
Like me that you're glad
We got that off our chest
All in good fun life keeps you laughing
So lets all just pretend
That none of this really happens
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 7/4/2017 6:21:00 PM
Lol, now I know why Febreze is known as the versatile spray! Fun witty one Mike!~Che :)
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Date: 7/4/2017 9:32:00 AM
That Febreeze is a miracle potion:) Very funny, Mike:)
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Date: 7/4/2017 8:27:00 AM
LOL Thanks for informing us mike! This poem is great fun :)
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