Guys Confession

Me and the guys have been around quite a long time Hung out with women most of our lives It's now come to the point where me and the guys Would like to apologize From all of the things we've been sneaking around Which ya'll probably know but haven't let on Thinking we've pulled the wool over your eyes But to you it's no surprise All the times we've forgotten to take the trash out That's the funk from the trunk but don't know what's the sound And those nights you thought that was just a bad dream We really forgot to put down the seat When we have that blank look like we're lost in our thoughts We're really sitting there with no thoughts at all And to save time and water we believe a few squirts of Febreze Can be more than a wonderful thing That part when we say we have to work late It's true but only because we slept at our desks all day If that has you scratching your head wondering why When you're asleep we play video games all night That's just a few Of the things that us guys do Believe me there's more But we don't want to scare you We're pretty sure that if all it you knew You'd ship us all off the Kalamazoo I'm not sure about you but I'm willing to bet Like me that you're glad We got that off our chest All in good fun life keeps you laughing So lets all just pretend That none of this really happens