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Grave Wedding Vows

Happy is he who with foresight Weds the woman of a grave site-- Six feet under who coolly repose, Obedient, and least of all to divorce. Never will she wake Your life miserable to make, Never will she whine to venture out and dine. Content to wear a cotton shroud, She'll not fret and talk back aloud; Dead quiet, not one to nag you ever for a wardrobe of silk, satin and fur. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise To find some peace before your demise; Aware was He who made the woman Only to restrain the free spirit of man!

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Date: 8/12/2014 3:56:00 PM
haha, a good one for the guys who can't understand women. I should try one about men this way. Sure enjoyed this!
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Date: 8/13/2014 12:34:00 PM
Now, now, this is your tricky comment!...'who can't understand women!?' I wrote this after going through fire and brimstone!!! I know and UNDERSTAND what I have written here. (lol) Thanks Andrea, always appreciate your comments.