Grasshopper Emergency

A huge grasshopper came our way one day
couldn’t help but catch it, couldn’t let it get away
Just wanted to observe it, the biologist in me
never saw such a thing with its kind of beauty

Bright green wings on a plump green body 
I swear it really looked ever so juicy!
We sure didn’t know what to feed it
so we put in some leaves, just a little bit

I guess it ate too much, for its belly looked bigger
Uh-oh. Toilet emergency for this poor hopper!
It seemed to stiffen up, even concentrating
who knew that insects also did that kind of thing?!

At first it was just a little bit, coming out of its butt
then suddenly it seemed, it was spilling out its guts!!
It was something light brown and a little bit frothy,
we were mesmerized, but we also felt guilty...

Whatever did we feed it?! It’s been five minutes long
and still it wasn’t done, something was wrong!
Poor green hopper, with a bad case of the runs
Please don’t die on us, will promise you the sun!

It was super bubbly, it was frothy, it looked even kind of sticky
Hoo boy how I wished that I studied entomology!
The grasshopper looked so tired after that ordeal
But wait up, its tummy looked like it could use a meal!

We looked a bit closer, and saw these light brown grains
Whatever was it? It was driving us insane!
My sisters and I honestly never saw such a thing
so decided to do a bit of web researching...

Turned out that grasshopper wasn’t even pooping...
it was actually doing a lot of egg-laying!!
We found out it was so rare to witness that 
for grasshoppers laid eggs by burying their butts!



**note: we actually improvised on this, felt bad for that momma grasshopper to lose those
babies, so we buried those pods ourselves in a patch of soil...we released the grasshopper
the day after and I think less than a month later, we saw these baby grasshoppers hop,
hop, hopping about! It was truly amazing!

***submitted for Amy’s “I Saw with My Own Eyes” contest :)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 5/12/2010 6:17:00 PM
I would have placed this poem higher...It was quite the sight to see!!! My grandson would have loved to see such an amazing event!! :)
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Date: 5/11/2010 9:06:00 PM
This one was funny, GROSS!, well written and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you for the write and the entry on my contest!
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Date: 5/11/2010 2:13:00 PM
Congrats in this contest, Nikko. Looks like you and I got HMs in this one. I found it to be one of the most ineresting of the bunch becuase I think as a young child, this would be quite a thing to see! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 5/11/2010 12:37:00 PM
Wow, great experience and congrats on your success in the contest. BG
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Date: 5/11/2010 5:36:00 AM
Congrats Nikko on your HM in Amy's contest with this wonderful account and story .. enjoy your special honor my sweet friend..luv.. Linda-Marie
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Date: 5/7/2010 9:24:00 AM
Wowie zowie, you picked a really great topic for the contest here. Very different from the one I did. I didn't really have one I could talk about. I really had fun reading this. well, guess I better get on with my day, Nikko. Luv, andrea
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Date: 5/3/2010 8:41:00 PM
well done, good luck in the contest, i did not know grass h. lay eggs in the dirt, thanks for shareing. can't believe what i just heard,l.o.l.,..p.d.
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