Grandma and Her Beautiful Toilet Seat

My grandmother purchased the most beautiful toilet seat. She cherished and coveted it, and never let our bottoms meet. It’s mine, she said. I am the only one who can use it. Her husband tried to use it once, and she pitched a royal fit. It is gorgeous we all agreed, trying to sneak in there and try. Grandma had a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree glass eye. If you kids want to get a whooping, thoroughly beat, Just put your naked petootsies upon my pretty toilet seat!