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Gotta Run Down To the Store

DAMN it, you stupid old fart! Why did you pull out THAT cart? That cart with the wobbly front wheel And it squeaks! (How embarrassed I feel) Oops! Beg your pardon sweet ma'am Yes, I know who I think that I am (Crash) Oh good god mercy me "CLEAN-UP ON AISLE NUMBER THREE"

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Constance La France

Date: 9/30/2016 1:36:00 PM

Tim congratulations on your win with this fun write ~

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/29/2016 10:44:00 PM

Tim, Congratulations on your awesome win. Stop by my latest Blog "Beautiful, But Fragile" if you'd like. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/9/2014 10:14:00 AM

So much fun, congrats.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 4/9/2014 9:53:00 AM

A wonderful poem, congrats on the win, tim

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/9/2014 3:40:00 AM

HI TIM, , Congratulations, thank you for supporting my contest...:) LINDA

Donna Jones

Date: 4/13/2013 6:39:00 AM

Too funny and close to home!!! Congrats Tim...Donna

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/11/2013 10:45:00 AM

Good day Tim, Congratulations with your winning poem ;-) Have yourself a nice day. Always & Forever*PD

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/8/2013 1:57:00 PM

Cute one ...Congrats on your great win..Sara

Joyce Johnson

Date: 4/8/2013 12:45:00 PM

Happens to me every time. Great win. Love, Joyce

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 4/8/2013 8:05:00 AM

ha love your grook Tim, well done and congrats on your win xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 4/8/2013 3:44:00 AM

Haha thats great congratulations....seren

Timothy Hicks

Date: 3/11/2013 10:52:00 AM

Haha... I enjoyed this short little piece... quite original. I felt like I was really there being hopelessly irritated by the squeaky wheels. Nice one!

Daver Austin

Date: 3/7/2013 1:05:00 PM

One must have patience with these old farts, the modern day supermarket scourge. Talk about being oblivious, slow. I am one of these old farts and have bumped the person in line in front of me. Duh. Good work, young feller. Love, daver

Donna Jones

Date: 3/5/2013 6:31:00 PM

BBQ sauce? That's me!!!!!! So great....:-)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/4/2013 11:38:00 PM

Oh, that sailor sonnet you asked me about, it's just a regular English sonnet but I divided the stanzas in a bit of an unorthodox way. That is probably why you got confused!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/4/2013 11:36:00 PM

hahahaha, this is the funniest I have seen tonight!!! GREAT GROOK.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/4/2013 3:04:00 PM

ha! very amusing...

Heather Ober

Date: 3/4/2013 1:36:00 PM

YOU are hilarious! This is truly awesome. This always happens to me in Costco. Watch out for the angry blonde woman squeaking down the aisle! ;)

Carrie Richards

Date: 3/4/2013 11:50:00 AM

Sounds like my hubby at the grocery store this morning!! :)

Connie Gildersleeve

Date: 3/4/2013 6:30:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha, well now Tim, I loved it. This Grook did put a laugh in my breath and a smile on my face. I could just imagine this scene. Best wishes on this contest. It sounds like a win to me. Warm Smiles Always, Connie

Judy Konos

Date: 3/4/2013 4:57:00 AM

When this happens to me (and it does) I find the WD-40 Aisle, Flip off the cap give it a squirt and go "merrily" on my way!..... Thanks ...Enjoyed.....

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/4/2013 4:40:00 AM

..... Well done Tim :)) - Say hi to your sister Lise - Lise is a very common name in Norway. - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)