Gooooooooood Morning Cccon Neck Tea Cuttttttttttt!

Now, if only, they would cut the damn property tax!
Maybe, the elderly wouln’t have to loose their homes and move to Florida!
Maybe, a God fearin minority member could live here and own a piece of it?

Hello out there in WASP land..
say hey To the folks in Green witch!
Governor Jodi Rell our version of the wicked witch of the east
crossed with Mrs. Ward Cleaver
is out there pounding the proverbial pavement
looking to balance the ole budget AGAIN!

Hit the road Jack and don’t ya Come Back No Mo, No Mo, No Mo, No……..
say the local daughters of the D.A.R. and the Ladies of the  Eastern Star
to the rise of minorities in the local school …..

The Good Ole Nutmeg state has quite a mix 
hell just about anything goes here!
Land of the Free home of the Brave, 
you can even get a state certified Gay marriage
Robin Red breast ain’t our state bird for nothing
one of the first 3 states to protect the early bird getting the worm!

Yup Con neck tee cut is a fine place to live and grow trees
Y’all come up some time for a visit..
just don’t head for the shore cause you can’t get to it
Snob Zoning and All….

You can find just about anything you need 
here in the good ole Nutmeg state
(did you know you can get high on Nutmeg?)
have legal hallucinates will travel
so join the local nuts SOUPERS
and come for a visit
just don’t stay too long.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
July 19, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Congratulations Deb on your well deserved win in SKAT AKA IRMA'S contest "Reporting Life on the Soup" (State). Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Congrats Debbie on your winning poem in Irma's contest with this awesome write on CT... u brought it to life for those who did not know how unique your state is... enjoy your bif win.. with luv..
Fraser Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Many congratulations Deborah on your win in S.K.A.T.'s fine contest >> James
K. Avatar
July 17, 2010 at 11:52 PM
This was soo much fun to read, Deborah!! haha very nice play with Connecticut! Super congrats on your win with this! Enjoyed this one & wow get high with nutmeg? That is really something!! -- nikko :)
Culverhouse Avatar
June 20, 2010 at 5:50 PM
funny
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Deb., That is a great slam! It pulled me into it and got my adrenaline boiling! Super write. Good Luck in the contest. Love and Hugs, Dane Ann
Blakeley Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Whoo ! I like it.
Pattison Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Hi there, I enjoyed this! In regards to your comment on my recent poem; I meant it as it is, to 'covert' as in to conceal. Thanks. Gavin.
Cwiak Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Wonderful write, Deb. I would love to come up sometime for a visit, and we have been meaning to do so, but we've been so high on nutmeg that we can't find our car keys! By the way, you can always come to Illinois...yes, Land of Lincoln, and every crooked Governor in the last 30 years! Dan C
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June 14, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Deb, was this for Irma's contest? If so, WOW< this has got to be one of the best so far. It is exactly how I imagine one of these "state news reports" should be, just zany and full of sarcasm. LOVED IT. Andrea
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June 14, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Nutmeg huh, Cher? Well, lets have a look here, nope!... None in the cabinet!! Gotta' put that on my shopping list!...I like ole' Ray too! Good stuff as usual from you!...been away awhile and thanks for hangin' in with me my friend! - Tim
Esquire Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 6:26 PM
Dear Light and LOVE, Deborah, This is a Winner to me Superb Pen Written in a grey humor : which I enjoy very Much YOUR Liege ALWAYS...HG -- Soup Mail Call
Loving Iii Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 5:46 PM
nice political statement but i still cant tell which way you voted. how do you get highon nutmeg?
Conway Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Very funny Debbie!~Tirzah~
Muzzey Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 11:44 AM
Great write, I enjoyed the laugh. Caryl
Eggins Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 11:22 AM
lmao well done Deborah I am still smiling thanks for the comment on my poem much appreciated thanks love Jayne
Spence Sr Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Hey, I am still laughing. This is very funny. There's a lot wrapped into this one. I have to find out where the Nutmeg state is located; never heard of that one before. I know where Florida is thou; lol ;)! Great job Joseph
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