Googling

Hanging out new to the scene So often wonder what it means As I sit in front of the worlds screen Started in on ...Googling I typed in a single word Pressed enter for the Google search Took me down the path absurd Where all the lines were blurred From there I ventured off the path Wish I'd known there's no turning back Marveled at the knowledge that I lack Like how to whittle your own baseball bat Just in case you're wondering Midgets don't melt in the rain Who doesn't think that that's insane As I dive deeper into Googling The art of bathing a Hindu rat Skinning a two headed Siamese cat The taking of the perfect nap Standing up while keeping your lap intact How to delicately pierce a Rhino's ear Dressing up then down a deer 50 different ways a man can cheer While toasting his favorite Micro beer Abstract art using cotton balls How to paint between the lines on a paisley walls Teaching Yankees how the South says ya'll Lost episodes of the show called Lost Food served up on the worlds menus Even specialties from Timbuktu Why the sea is green and the sky is blue As my googling madness continues More art work this time with the jam of toes How to pick your friends but never your friends nose Cleaning of the house without a stitch of clothes The whole time being careful with the vacuum hose 80's Hairbands I used to like That now know what bald feels like Making a homemade Hindenburg kite One that lands this time How to handle midlife like a man Taking a survey of what you could have been Raising Spider Monkey's in the comfort of your den As I keep on Googling I now find myself Googling out in front As I'm Googling behind Googling up as I'm Googling down Google left and Google right I've learned how to gargle Google That's a well known Google fact And if you don't believe me You can to Google that MH