Good Manners

When dinning out in a restaurant there are things you should not do! Please use the napkins that have been provided not the edge of the table cloth while pretending to be absentminded and leaning lopsided If your roll flies of the table politely say whoops or even oops will do as long as you pick it up so someone else doesn't ski doo When your belly is a little larger and is sitting on your plate as you try to investigate what happen to your plate sit further back or bring your own crate While eating your delicious dinner you proceed to pick your nose explaining to your guest a fly flew up your hole when you know this isn't so Now as for gas goes you feel your stomach start to rumble and roll seeking a way out below whether it's loud, quite, or a little tweak it's definitely going to stink If you feel a burp coming on leaving a taste in your mouth like that of a derriere keep your mouth closed so nobody else has to wave and swear Now ladies with the bright red lip stick who feel you have to rub your teeth with your fingers searching for those sneaky food invaders do it in the bathroom and you can even use your tweezers When dinning out without a doubt good hygiene is a must please at stay home if your hair is so greasy it's started to gather dust While slurping can be a sign of good taste it's not if you are eating in haste and half of the food is on your face. So please show some couth when dining out! T Reams 4/4/2015