Gone With the Wind

That old bedroom fan makes too much noise
But he sweats after nights with the boys
     I turn and pull the sheets up
     Good Lord, on beans they did sup
Thank goodness the fan his farts deploys

Coming home late, he now hits the couch
Spicy foods growl in his waistline pouch
     Old tabby hisses at him
     Rover’s expression’s quite grim
If our pets die from foul wind, I’ll grouch

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,”
Said Rhett before he went on the lam
     My spouse won’t be hearing these
     The next time he cuts the cheese
I’ll clog him with a battering ram



*Written May 18, 2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 5/10/2015 4:10:00 PM
Congrats on your win in the Jadazzle United contest. I am sorry Darren wasn't around to do the final judging with me - this made me giggle ... even though it wasn't quite what Darren had in mind for his romantic theme lol-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/26/2014 6:22:00 PM
This is soooo funny just what I need for a good laugh. Thank you so much for sharing the fun!!!
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Date: 5/20/2014 10:40:00 PM
HAhahaha!!! Hilarious Lims! I especially like the last last one, Carolyn. You're also great with Limericks! Completely enjoyed!...still laughing : ) Love, Annalise
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Date: 5/20/2014 11:33:00 AM
I enjoyed this one. It was good. Thanks for sharing... Lucilla
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Date: 5/19/2014 11:19:00 AM
Okay...I guess that this must be about several movies..Sometimes there are some gassy situation..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara
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Date: 5/19/2014 10:45:00 AM
Very funny Carolyn...hugs Tim
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Date: 5/19/2014 7:57:00 AM
- Limerick, so fun to read .... yours is really good Carolyn :))) - Have a nice day. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/19/2014 7:07:00 AM
lol!!! Too....funny, Carolyn Lainie
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Date: 5/19/2014 2:58:00 AM
Hi Carolyn. Funny read. I needed this after a crazy day :)
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Date: 5/18/2014 6:37:00 PM
Funny, Well wrote. I would be no good at these at all and you rocked out three stanzas. Great job :)
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