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Goldie Dreadlocks

Who’s been wearing my house slippers, I wanna know Somebody’s been steaming up my bathroom shower window I wanna know who’s been sleeping in my bed Leaving on my pillow, golden strands of their nappy head Who done ate the rest of my leftover roast Who done scarfed down the last of the garlic buttered toast Somebody been creeping in and out my door Somebody been spitting cherry pits all over my floor The only clue I got is those curly, golden hair threads They better hope I don’t get a hold of them nappy dreads Who’s been wearing my favorite robe, left it in the shed out back Somebody’s been sending out calls, ordering movies I don’t like I wanna know who’s been laying down in my bed Leaving on my pillow, golden follicles of their nappy head Somebody done ate the other half of my corned beef sandwich Somebody done gobbled up all my homemade turkey casserole dish Somebody been sneaking, coming through my backdoor Somebody been rummaging, throwing my things all over the floor I know you been lurking around here like a fox I know you been inside my house, Goldie dreadlocks And one day soon, your luck is bound to run out When them goldie locks get snagged and cuffed, you’re surely gonna shout: I had a bad hair day! Words said with a petulant, fairy tale pout

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Date: 6/12/2017 7:05:00 PM
A cute and fun write, Freddie. Bears with badges won't put up with that nonsense! "I had a bad hair day!"..indeed!! Keep well...Mikki
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Date: 6/12/2017 11:48:00 AM
Hello Mr. Freddie. With a title such as this of course I had to turn the page and read. I see you had fun and enjoyed executing this entry. It was a marvelous play on "Goldilocks and The Three Bears" Honestly. Now about that bad hair day... (lol) Well done. Thanks for the smile. Enjoy the afternoon.
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Date: 6/10/2017 8:29:00 PM
Lol, very cute and humorous take on the fairy tale Freddie!~P & L~Che :)
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Date: 6/10/2017 7:59:00 PM
Humorous!
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Date: 6/10/2017 7:02:00 PM
Beautiful! I love your carefully selected words.Great rhyme, lovely theme.
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