Goldie Dreadlocks


Who’s been wearing my house slippers,
I wanna know
Somebody’s been steaming up
my bathroom shower window

I wanna know
who’s been sleeping in my bed
Leaving on my pillow,
golden strands of their nappy head

Who done ate the rest of
my leftover roast
Who done scarfed down the last of
the garlic buttered toast

Somebody been creeping 
in and out my door
Somebody been spitting
cherry pits all over my floor

The only clue I got 
is those curly, golden hair threads
They better hope
I don’t get a hold of them nappy dreads

Who’s been wearing my favorite robe,
left it in the shed out back
Somebody’s been sending out calls,
ordering movies I don’t like

I wanna know
who’s been laying down in my bed
Leaving on my pillow,
golden follicles of their nappy head

Somebody done ate the other half
of my corned beef sandwich
Somebody done gobbled up all my 
homemade turkey casserole dish

Somebody been sneaking, 
coming through my backdoor
Somebody been rummaging, 
throwing my things all over the floor

I know you been
lurking around here like a fox
I know you been
inside my house, Goldie dreadlocks

And one day soon, 
your luck is bound to run out
When them goldie locks get snagged
and cuffed, you’re surely gonna shout:

I had a bad hair day!

Words said with a petulant, fairy tale pout

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 6/12/2017 7:05:00 PM
A cute and fun write, Freddie. Bears with badges won't put up with that nonsense! "I had a bad hair day!"..indeed!! Keep well...Mikki
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Date: 6/12/2017 11:48:00 AM
Hello Mr. Freddie. With a title such as this of course I had to turn the page and read. I see you had fun and enjoyed executing this entry. It was a marvelous play on "Goldilocks and The Three Bears" Honestly. Now about that bad hair day... (lol) Well done. Thanks for the smile. Enjoy the afternoon.
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Date: 6/10/2017 8:29:00 PM
Lol, very cute and humorous take on the fairy tale Freddie!~P & L~Che :)
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Date: 6/10/2017 7:59:00 PM
Humorous!
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Date: 6/10/2017 7:02:00 PM
Beautiful! I love your carefully selected words.Great rhyme, lovely theme.
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